"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
06/19/2014 at 11:24 • Filed to: None
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"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
06/19/2014 at 11:24 • Filed to: None | 7
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Last night, I had the weirdest dream. I was standing in a strange kitchen (I think it was Julia Child's) making pineapple salsa with Kim Jong-un. He kept talking about how North Korea is just like the U.S., except in his country they show frontal nudity on daytime television. After he got done talking about porn, he started singing (very loudly) in Italian. By this point, I felt awkward, so I snuck out onto the deck, but then I ran into a very drunk Shirley MacLaine, and I had to help her find her cigarettes.
505Turbeaux
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 11:26 |
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I think you ate some bad something...
remember, only take half a tab of the brown acid
$kaycog
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 11:40 |
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I have dreams just as dumb as yours without eating pineapple.
Roundbadge
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 11:46 |
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I once had a dream where I waved to Darth Vader, who was down the street mowing his lawn with a riding mower.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 11:48 |
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Same situation here - whenever I'm ill, I always have the trippiest of dreams.
The last time I was sick, I had a pretty strong flu. I lay in bed, twisting and turning because I was both freezing cold and boiling hot. Somehow, my bed turned into a courtroom. On the left was the prosecution, on the right was the defence and at my feet were the jury. They were arguing about whether it was lawfully correct for the germs that caused my flu to have entered my body in the first place. I never found out the verdict because I woke up too soon...
Vicente Esteve
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 12:20 |
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I freaking LOVE pineapple!
Brian, The Life of
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 12:24 |
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"Uh huh ... I see ... And how did that make you feel ?"
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Jagvar
> Brian, The Life of
06/19/2014 at 12:36 |
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Like I wanted to have sex with my mother. That's normal, doc, right?
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Jagvar
> Roundbadge
06/19/2014 at 12:37 |
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Why did he need a mower? Why couldn't he just use the force?
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Roundbadge
> Jagvar
06/19/2014 at 12:40 |
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You'd think so, wouldn't you? Apparently the Force doesn't apply when it comes to lawn care.